You know the saying, When they go low, we go high? You should because they are already beneath you, and they can’t bring you down.
Measuring in at 2.5 inches tall by 3 inches wide, it is weatherproof, waterproof, and UV protected so you can put it on your emotional support water bottle and run it through your dishwasher or put it on your car and run it through your local car wash if that’s your thing.